soupwife:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

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gayshitanddadjokes:

despite staff’s recent changes, we’re… winning??????

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

tropics777:

And in these next 50 years you will eat so many delicious meals, laugh so many times with so many people you love, shout and scream and sing and cry and smile so hard your face hurts. And you will see such beautiful sunsets and feel fresh cold air on your face and feel warm and safe wrapped up in your favourite winter coat.

I wrap this blessing around you like a shroud, so that no ill can find you, and every warmth is held close

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beardedmrbean:

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officiallordvetinari:

crawly:

crawly:

The everest chronicles

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melonsap:

lesbian-vegeta:

melonsap:

melonsap:

You know how corn was selectively bred out of grasses, and bananas used to have tons of rocky seeds, and avocados used to be like 90% pit, and watermelons once looked

ALT

like this?

I think we should breed the pits out of mangoes

ALT

Yep. And that kind of watermelon itself is after centuries upon centuries of selective breeding!

The other above-mentioned fruits:

ALT

Teosinte, the ancestor of corn

ALT

A not-seedless banana

ALT

A wild, unaltered avocado

We need to do this with mangoes

Mangoes have pits to keep us humble. Without them we would fall to insatiable bloodlust for more mango.

Maybe I want to be a mangpire

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toastbutteregg:

hmmm i’ll take it and hire someone to watch over the snail